As if my problems weren’t bad enough just like yours I’m sure, I read this on the World Wide Web of “Misjustice”……
A few weekends ago, 42-year-old Sammy Zabib of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend, Anna, went to Atlantic City. They were at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa there and, in one of the shops, his wife saw some jeans she liked.
Sammy told her he’d buy her the jeans before they left Atlantic City . . . but he forgot. And for the rest of the week, she wouldn’t stop talking about THAT. Sammy says, quote, “She was mad. We had an argument. More than one.”
So, to finally shut her up, on Friday, Sammy woke up at 5:00 A.M. and drove three hours BACK to Atlantic City to buy her the jeans. He even took a picture of the jeans just to make sure he’d get the right ones.(CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THAT WHIP CRACKING NOISE GO AWAY FOR THIS GUY?)
But wait, there’s more……..
He got to the Borgata before the store selling the jeans had opened. So, to kill some time, he sat down at a Slingo slot machine and started betting $4-a-spin……… now you know what’s coming next, right??????
Yup, you go it….. he hit the jackpot . . . and WON ALMOST $800,000. (!!!) He took his money, bought the jeans, called Anna and, quote, “She wasn’t mad anymore.” Gee, ass clown, I wonder WHY????
Well, we can still dream can’t we???????